Greybeard's birthday horrorscope

This is stolen from the P-cola News Journal horrorscopist Holiday Mathis......

Aquarius ( Jan 20-Feb 18) Too much emphasis on moneymaking is a complete and total drag. Call friends even if you don't feel like it.

Today's birthday ( Jan 25) This year has its soft and pleasant moments, but make no mistake- you're here to accomplish a few things, and that's what you do.
You're sought out for advancement on the career front, and it's nice to have your spark recognized. Something new and beautiful envelops your personal life in May and July. Your love signs are Gemini and Libra. Your lucky numbers are 9, 10, 4, 22, and 29.
Happy birthday to my MUCH OLDER older brother. Love you...........Sis