Monday, October 31, 2011

My duty!!

Ok, so the Rooster and I went on a cruise in May. During that cruise, Osama Bin Laden was eliminated. Just got back from a cruise with my youngest, and during our vacation, Ghadaffi was dragged from a sewer pipe and killed by his own people. Want to get rid of a tyrant? How about the perfect weapon against a terrorist? No coup needed to make a dictator/despot disappear!!! Just send me on a cruise!! I am more than willing to volunteer for this service, for as long as it is needed. Apparently it takes about 5 months to get things into place for this to happen, and that gives me plenty of time to plan time off from work, but if we find that it can be planned with an accelerated timeframe, I can manage. I will even be willing to go on the very same cruise repeatedly, if that is necessary for the recipe, but we might try new cruise destinations to see if we can combine ridding the world of evil, AND installing a stable government in a week's time! Who knows? Could work.....we won't know until we try. And I believe I have the stamina to keep at it until we perfect the mission and achieve world peace! Who's next? Iran's Amwhateverhisnameis, some of them in South Africa? Pick one, I can be ready to go with about a week's notice. AND if my bosses find out how important my mission is, they are very supportive of service to our country, and I would probably need less and less notice!
I don't need any medals, or promotions in rank, am happy to serve, just call, I will answer!

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

WOW, I'm old!!!

Ok, so the kid and I are going on a cruise in Oct. Invited him so I'd have an excuse to go again. My birthday present to me, and to him, since I contributed to the cruise fund he's accumulating for his birthday. He asked friends to do the same, don't know how many did.
Anyway, we have chosen excursions in Freeport and Nassau. The one in Freeport is a 12 mile bike tour of the island. I have always loved bike riding, hate running. But it's been many years since I was on a bike, and I've been wanting to get a bike for the campground....follow the thread, here. Yesterday, I bought a mountain bike with 21 gears. Never liked gears, cuz they were so hard for me to coordinate in the shift. Now, technology has gotten so that it is very much like having an automatic. Idiot proof adjustments on the seat, got my fatbutt a GEL seat (OHMYGOODNESS), a sexy cobalt blue bike helmet, and lockitup stuff. Got out this morning, stretched a moment, and started out after replacing chain that wasn't on the sprocket thingy. Before I even got around the corner, (maybe 100 yds) My shins were screaming, my butt was saying NOT ENOUGH GEL!!!, and my back was saying HANDLE BARS ARE TOO LOW!!!! But, I pressed on, no pain, no gain, right? Sides, can't let testosterone win, right? Oh, yes, I'm being so realistic since he's been riding a bike everywhere for at least the last two years. And he just turned 27 to my almost 59. It WILL be 59 when we do the island ride. Okay, so I AM the MEGACOOL Mom, so I gotta get this right!! I SO hope Freeport is as flat as I remember.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

AHHHHH.....

60 degrees. What a relief. On our bodies and our paychecks.
I LOVE summer. I think I have what is known as "Seasonal Affective Disorder". If we get too many days in a row of rainy, gloomy weather, I go into a terrible funk. A deficiency of vitamin D, my body doesn't absorb it correctly. Recently diagnosed as hypothyroid, and severely vitamin D deficient, I am now taking supplements that have given me my life back. More energy, less depression, less aches and pains, less chronic constipation (TMI?),improved memory (Had to come back and add that.....not quite there,yet), such a simple fix for deteriorating quality of life. It does explain, tho, one reason why I love summer so. That vitamin D on my face and body literally made me better. Our bodies' functionality is such a wondermous thing. I have not stopped learning, hope I never do. If I do, it is definitely time to quit doing what I do for a living.There is nothing like personal experince to bring home things you think you know. I have learned NEVER to say to my patients that I KNOW how they feel, and to squelch that thought in my peabrain that they SHOULDN'T feel a certain way about anything. Everyone's reality is just that, THEIR reality. No less real because it doesn't mirror mine.
Sometimes I have to care for patients whose reality has slipped even their usual criteria. That doesn't alter the fact that, for them, even tho temporary (hopefully), it is their reality. They teach us in school to reorient patients to reality. What if their reality sucks? What if it is gonna suck until we rebalance their chemistry? Why keep showing them that their reality sucks? If they are seeing little kids in the corner playing and giggling and have a smile on their faces watching this, why should I cruelly show them that their hospital room is mostly barren of giggles? Now, if they are seeing spiders on the ceiling, or hearing plots to murder them, yes I will, as quickly as possible try to pull them from their living hell. Before you tell someone that the person they are talking to doesn't exist, find out first if that person is friend or foe. If that person is their safe place to be, don't steal that away. When the chemicals balance, their reality will as well. "Orient them to reality" BOHOCKEY!!
My reality now is improved quality of life, hummingbird feeder outside the front porch, fallen tree from Lee just missing my rv roof by mere inches, a husband I wouldn't trade for anything in the whole wide world, kids I am so proud of I could bust, a living Momma (kinda like her that way, she's 86), a brother who I love dearly in spite of our differences, a steady and secure job I love, vehicles that run just fine, work family that is every bit as important to me as my blood family,and too many other blessings to count. "They" say you should list your blessings every day in a devotional of gratitude. I see the value in that.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Who'da thunk it?


Never in a million years would I have believed our very first cruise to be as momentous and memorable an occasion as it turned out to be. I expected to have a great time, anyone and everyone we talked to about 'cruisin told us it is a complete blast.
We got to Cocoa Beach the night before so there would be no jitters about making the ship in time. The Comfort Suites we stayed in was a bit pricier than we were used to, but when we got there, we understood why. It was a block from the beach, looked fairly newly renovated. Smelled a bit musty, but not badly enough to trigger sinus issues or keep us awake. Can't imagine how hard it is to keep places like that from smelling musty. Had a bed, no signs of unwanted critters, away from the street noise, and that suited us just fine.
It also had free parking for the duration of the cruise, and a shuttle to the ship before and back to the motel after. Who knows how much that may have saved us? Will have to check into it.
In the shuttle on the way to the ship, we got a close up look at the Disney cruise ship. It's a monster. Was glad we weren't on it, tho. We have gotten old and crotchety enough that we time our vacays around avoiding things like spring breaks and school's out times. We found out we had chosen well, when all was said and done.
Carnival cruises has the boarding procedures down to a science, the only agony we felt was our excitement and time seeming to crawl at that point. We boarded about 3 hours before departure time and about an hour before room ready time. We went to the Lido deck first to find a good spot to watch our departure, and found a couple of deck chairs at the fantail (aft to the purists) and promptly laid claim. Of course, it was only moments before the "drink of the day" was waved under our noses (at $7.50 a pop)in a souvenir glass that would provide a 75 cent discount if we used it for refills. Hey, 75 cents is 75 cents, especially when it is times.....uh....nevermind. With that, it felt a lot like our cruise was officially underway. We were in the same general pier area as the Disney ship and the Freedom of the Seas. We departed first, saw 4 dolphins and a huge turtle on the way out, a windsurfer and several rich people in their seatoys wishing us Bon Voyage. Waving wildly and grinning hugely, we were off.
We had to leave the deck chairs we had dibbs'd to participate in the safety demonstration. When that bit of wisdom was imparted, we scurried back to our chairs to lay in the sun, sip our drinks and wonder at the very idea that we would ever be doing something like this! It wasn't very long before the land disappeared and we were surrounded by water. I had done 6 years in the Navy, but thankfully, got out a mere 6 months before they started putting women back on the ships. No, I don't feel guilty for not being a seagoing sailor. The majority of guys you ask would have told you they enjoyed aspects of their deployments, but wouldn't ask for it, if offered. I am a water baby, love the water, and don't have to be in it to feel nurtured by it. I can't imagine living anywhere away from a beach, even tho we rarely go to the beach. The tranquility I feel when watching and hearing the water moving is sanity saving for me.
The Rooster has always enjoyed fishing and such, but with a healthy, bordering on unhealthy respect for the water. He has since mellowed and grown to be as much a water baby as I. We were concerned about his propensity for seasickness, but I felt the ships movement more often than he did, and it was mostly when we were on the upper decks. Otherwise, it was just a self contained floating casino, mini shopping mall, food court, row of bars, and hotel. Service was beyond excellent. Food was great, drinks were great, company was all there to have a great time, and the stateroom was comfortable. Bigger than I expected, but I wonder if that is because I have had the experince of living for 9 months in a 24 foot RV with the Rooster, a dog and 3 cats!?
There, the toilet was so close to the back bed that you could sit on the pot, lean over and put your head on the bed and go back to sleep ( not saying this is a BAD thing, mind you!). At least there was a separate bathroom in the stateroom.
Freeport, our first port of call, was depressing for us. We had chosen to take a bus tour through residential areas and then to a shopping area. The tour guide commented the entire way that the empty houses (Maybe 50% or more) were empty due to hurricane damage and the fact that the residents likely had no insurance to fix them. Been there, done that, didn't need the reminder. More than half of the fast food places and many other types of businesses were also closed due to "the economy". I guess it was good for us to see this, but it's not exactly what we had spend our vacay money to see. Nassau was awesome, I now want to go and stay at their Sandals Resort. We took a jeep tour there, the Rooster successfully drove on the "wrong" side of the road without killing or injuring anybody! We shopped downtown for awhile before walking back to the ship, went to "Senor Frog's" for drink and eats. Much fun.
Spent the remainder of the time onboard, enjoying the deck and the open water, relaxing more efficiently than ever before.
We weren't ready to disembark when it came time, but we had purposely taken the shorter trip in case it wasn't as wonderful as we'd been told. Next time, it will be at least a week, and there WILL be a next time.
Our vacation wasn't over, yet, but the rest is for another post.
If you haven't cruised, and have wondered about it, you get our vote as a YEA, do it!!
The only caveat I would include is to watch your money really closely. You don't pay as you go on these things, you give them a credit card to charge to, then your boarding/room card becomes your charge card. Even easier than usual to go overboard. BUT, don't put it on a debit card. Just tally every night, and you should be okay.
While we were cruising to Freeport, the news declared Osama Bin Ladin dead. WOW. We were interviewed by Freeport news, asking how we felt about it. I would really have liked to see how badly they chopped up what we said to fit their positions. And what WAS their position? No local news for us to watch. While I never want to celebrate anyone's death, if I had a gun in my hand and was confronted with him and the surety it really was him, I could have pulled the trigger. I tell myself I don't want to judge, that is God's job, but in some cases, that is raving BS.
For me.....a gooey large ice cream sundae with a cherry on the top. Glad I was somewhere that would distract me with fun stuff so that I wouldn't get sucked in to the endless media coverage.
God knows what he's doing!!

Monday, April 25, 2011

A N T I C I P A T I O N .........

This coming Fri, the Rooster and I are going to load up my beast, and start the first leg of our journey towards our first ever cruise. Everyone we talk to who has had this adventure say we are going to love it! I sure hope so. We have been semi reluctant because the Rooster gets seasick easily, but we have been told repeatedly that we will barely feel the ship move.
We are going to the Bahamas....Freeport and Nassau. We have picked our excursions already ( they are going to cost us as much as the fare for the cruise), and we have lots of advice on what to avoid and what is "don't miss this!". Thanks to everyone for their input.
One of the excursions is a 2 hour jeep tour. I dreamed the other night that Kenny was reluctant to drive because they drive on the "wrong side" of the road there. I'm not sure it even occured to him that the steering wheel is also on the "wrong side" of the vehicle. In my dream, I was telling him that I wanted him to have the experience, because I already knew what it was like to drive a vehicle like that. My ex ( thank You, God, for the ex part) and I bought a Fairlady Z in Spain. Sexy car with a nose as long as Pinocchio's when he was lying. Driving that car took some practice, you found out real quick how much weaker you are on your left side when you had to learn how to shift a five speed with your left hand. AND you shifted everything towards you, instead of away. It got VERY interesting when we had to get that thing to turn a corner in Toledo.....uphill, streets built for burro carts, behind you rock walls, and on the other side of those walls, a horrendous drop off the mountain. The nose of the car was too long to just turn the corner, so, in a fifteen point turn it was, brake, clutch, gas, brake, clutch, gas......with finesse we didn't know we had!!
They drive on the right side in Spain, so we didn't have that aspect of the adventure, but it was great fun to watch people when they realized the person driving was on the right side of the car. Even more fun was putting the dog on the left side and rolling the window down so she could stick her head out the window!!
We were able to bring that car back to the states because it had been registered in the US before the emission control rules were put into effect. Then, we had the fun of going through toll booths, wehad to learn how to toss the money in the basket over the roof of the car. We had to shout even louder to order from the drive through, and then get out of the car to pay and pick up the food.
Yes, we got stopped by the cops one time. Unspoken, he and I agreed to push the envelope and see how long it was before the cop realized that I wasn't driving. I handed him my license and registration ( got that out of the glove box in front of me, and he didn't even notice it then !) He went back to his vehicle to check all that out, and when he walked back to hand it all back to me is when it dawned on him that I didn't have a steering wheel in front of me. He got THAT look on his face, bent down to look at the ex, who DID have a steering wheel in front of him, scowled for a second, the grinned and said "good one." We busted out laughing then, which was a good thing, cuz I think we would have exploded, otherwise. He handed my license and registratioin back to me and said, "All right, you get this one, get out of here. " I think we made his day. Glad he had a sense of humor, or we could have been in real trouble.
I got to drive that car for 4 years before it became decrepit enough that we were afraid it was a hazard to our well being. So, I want the Rooster to have the fun I had. I will take over if it freaks him out, but I don't really think it will. He's pretty good about being up for getting his horizons broadened, and having a ball at it.
We are also going to do a shallow water snorkle jaunt. Shallow because the rooster thinks he can't swim. He had one of those &$(#$@ uncles who threw him in the water to teach him how to swim. I told him a long time ago that I hoped I never met the man, because there would be an explosion if I did. So, Rooster is very unsure of himself in the water. Because I am a water baby, he has grown to love being in the water as long as he can put his feet down and stand up. BUT, he has also taught himself how to swim better. Better than he thinks he can. I'll watch him, and he'll be swimming along, doing just great, and then all of a sudden he loses it somehow and flounders a little, then stands up. I taught him how to use a snorkle so that maybe he would start putting his face in the water, and he has done that well, as well. The shallow water excursion shows pictures of rays and other creatures of the sea, so we hope it is representative of what we really will see. I'm so very proud of him for teaching himself what he has, and being brave enough to try new things. I feel, and hope some of his willingness to try has been because he loves me, and wants to share my joys with me.
On the way back home, we are stopping in Orlando to go to Universal's Islands of Adventure. Actually, we will be going to both parks, but, the important one is Islands, because of the new Harry Potter area, AND because he's been challenged. We aren't roller coaster people. Neither is his son. We have been experimenting gradually with pushing our barf limits ( or maybe at our ages, our heart attack limits). We have always loved Space Mountain at Disney, and now the Rocking Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios (also Disney). Just in the last year, we have done the Tower of Terror at Hollywood studios....that's not one I thought I would ever do, cuz it's the drops that get to me. Turn me upside down, take me around in a circle, and I'm good. I have nearly passed out on the first hill of some roller coasters. There is this thing called a vagal response....it's why Elvis died when he did, and so many people die in the bathroom.It's probably also why many women died during childbirth. You clamp, bear down, and you pass out because your heart slows its rate and your brain doesn't get enough blood. I learned to scream instead. You can't clamp down when you are screaming. Anyway, Rooster's son rode the Incredible Hulk at Adventures and has challenged his Dad to do the same. And being the good rednecked Rooster that he is, his testosterone level won't let him let his son show him up. His insurance is paid in full and I have let him know that I very likely won't be doing this with him. My level of testosterone has nothing to prove to anybody. People HAVE died on the ride. Heart attacks.
As of today, I have 2 more work days to live through, Rooster has 4 and a half. Then, it's "On the road again...." Can hardly wait. Will let you all know if I come back married, or widowed. If it's the latter, send money, not flowers..........

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Mo Betta

Tired? Achey? Quickly deteriorating memory? Libido nonexistant? Gaining weight? Want something other than old age to blame this on? Getcher thyroid levels checked!! I work 12 hour night shifts. 4 nights on, 1 off, 2 on, then I get 7 days off.... mini vacation every 2 weeks. Sweet, right? Yes, very much so, until I found myself not recovering from my work stretch until just 2 days before I went back to work. What a waste!! Especially with summer coming up, and access to a river, 2 pools, RV park with good friends to enjoy my life with. This nonrecovery manifested itself much more dramatically than you would expect with the normal aging process. I was also getting extremely cranky and intolerant, which is not a good thing when you are in charge of a bunch of brand new nurses who are in a delicate self-confidence balance to begin with. I started to get a little scared. My Dad's side of the family has a high Alzheimer's count. One uncle, one aunt diagnosed, and I'm sure my grandfather was afflicted, just not diagnosed. He would go out for a walk and get lost..... My grandmother was diagnosed with ALS, which is a disorder of the nerve cells in the brain and spine, which affects the voluntary movement, and eventually, the involuntary as well. Can't swallow, can't move, and end stage, can't breath on your own. A frightening prison to be in, as your cognitive abilities remain intact for most of this progression. Related? Not sure....but pretty crappy DNA on that side, wouldn't you say? So, when I began to notice that from the recliner to the kitchen ( all of 6 steps), I was forgetting what I got up for, when I got in the shower twice in one week with my glasses on, when I walked out the locked front door without my keys two days in a row, I got scared!!! I began to make a list of all the physical complaints I had accumulated, and went to my doctor. When he walked into the exam room, he stopped short, looked at me and said, "Okay, what disaster brought you in?" Nurses come in 2 types....the ones who go to the doctor with every little twitch, and those who don't go until they are half dead. I fall in the half dead category. I laughed and told him that my list had gotten too long, and handed it to him. Time for colonoscopy, check (argh!), especially since my DNA in that category is also crappy!! Mammo, Pap smear (argh!argh!) check. Follow up chest xray to evaluate the spot they found on the last one that was determined to not be an immediate concern, but follow up was encouraged,check. PFT's to also follow up since 34 years of my life was spent smoking, check. Sinus and allergy diagnostics as my symptoms were increasing in severity, check. Podiatrist for the neuroma I had developed in my right foot, check. Busy girl. Blood drawn that very day...fortunate to have been fasting long enough to count, and to get to the lab before the runner picked up that day. This was on a Friday....Monday I got the call to go pick up my prescription of Levothryroxin, low dose, and to reschedule blood draw and primary MD appt in 2 weeks. Wahoo? Hope!! 2 weeks later, I am feeling better than I have felt in a very long time, I am not in constant achey pain, my memory has improved, I'm not as cranky, and my husband is very cute again!! So easy. Another pill to swallow...yeah, but the benefits are enormous!! You gettin old? Yeah, so what? You don't have to feel or act old if you can get as easy a fix as I did!

Friday, April 01, 2011

Long time gone

Many moons. Have been inspired by a new blogger to come home and start again. Comment from new blogger was that he didn't know how many would be interested in anything he had to say. Don't we all feel that way to some extent? Wait.....no, I take that back, for I DO know people who think what they have to say is the only thing that keeps this ball on it's axis. Sometimes, sad to say, I could very well be one of those. I can get on a rant with the best of us. But, I DO SO love an intelligent, mature give and take of ideas, as long as I am not being bullied by someone who thinks they are the only one who has the answers. What a small world to live in. The world I live in has daily moral conundrums to explore, and the number of solutions to those can equal the stars in the universe, but sometimes seem like "no brainers" with only one, to those of us who live in this world. What we need to remember , is that few see the world we see, few see the results of what we consider to be poor choices that we know, and that many make their decisions out of pure selfishness, whether based in misguided love, or malicious self interest for it's own sake. Living with powerlessness over these situations, can make me , oh,so tired and sad, and I wonder why......why? Is it because people don't believe there is anything beyond this existence? Is greed that deepset in some people's psyche? Is a fear of being alone so terrifying as to be unbearable? I thank the combination of my DNA, my upbringing and my logic that tells me this isn't "all there is". I completely believe there is an existence beyond this life that is more glorious that we can fathom. I believe that the ones I grieve for are there, and will greet me when I make my transformation. I believe that there will be much more for me to learn when I get there, many more ideas for me to explore, and that the answers to all my questions will be there for my understanding. This belief is sometimes the only thing that keeps me plodding along, every day, like the poor working slob I am. It's the thing that keeps me from giving up when things just don't make any sense. I feel incredibly sorry for those who don't have this belief, for what is life without any hope? I thank my parents, my ability to sense what I believe to be true, and daily proof in even the smallest of things to provide me with the hope I need to make this all worth it. I also am grateful for the ability to revel in the beauty, love, gifts and security that I enjoy while I am still here....my blessings are many. Not that anyone would be interested........

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Uh......What?

I am supposed to listen to a man who still smokes' ideas on health care reform?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Auntie Em!

Just like Dorothy,I have found myself being sucked into the tornado and deposited in a place that was fascinating, sometimes horrible, often fantastic, and usually a great relief from which to awaken. This has happened not only more than once, but many, many times in my life, because it seems, it was my nature to get too close to the vortex. I was Don Quixote, tilting at windmills, thinking I could slay the dragon if I just perservered.
There comes a time in your life, tho, when self preservation forces you to evaluate the situation and realize the terrible irreparable damage being done, and decide that you must distance yourself far away from the winds that would place you in range of the debris that flies as a result.
For the tornado, there is nothing but the wind, no other reason but to stir things up, and the world only exists to live within the circular motion of the tiny little world it has created for itself. There is no creature, no structure, no tree or field that survives its force, no matter how logical its placement. The tornado can't hear logic or reason, the noise of its own terrible force is too loud. It only uses one weapon to accomplish its goal, and doesn't look back to see the damage. The power it feels when it causes people to cringe in fear at the sound of it's winds serves to strengthen its belief that it's winds are all that matters. No one else can live there, at least, not for long. You are flung far away, broken and dazed by the irrationality of it all. Wondering why it does not see that if the noise just dissipated , its message could be understood, right or wrong, its purpose could be seen by a different form of strength, and what it thinks it is trying to accomplish might actually come to fruition.
Such is mental illness.
I grieve for the one who roars, but I won't get close.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Reset?

Feeling more blessed than usual lately. With all the reports of the deteriorating economy, right now, my household is reasonably secure.
My job provides me with a security that many do not. That is not to say that I am bullet proof by any means. I recognize this very well. I am a long term employee, and as a result, cost my company more than new grads.
The Rooster isn't so fortunate. His job is in a company that provides what many would consider a luxury product, moderately higher end furniture. Layoffs have been coming in waves already, and he is all too aware that he isn't safe by any means. He also has a retirement check coming in from a civil service job, is that secure?
He and I came through a severe patch of high debt, and after 5 years, last summer, paid our debt down to a manageable level. Ironic that this happened just before the economy tanked, and while we are not what would traditionally be considered rich, are feeling quite rich under the circumstances.
As a result, I have been feeling the weight of having so much while many have so little. I went to the local food bank with a bag of food sometime before Thanksgiving, and asked them what items they tend to run out of first. Not only did I want to be a help, I wanted to be the best possible help. They told me powdered milk and peanut butter. I have committed myself to buy a box of powdered milk packets, and/or a jar of peanut butter every time I go to the grocery or Wally World, put it in a box in the back of my truck, and once a week or so, deliver it to the food bank.
The food bank is located in a not so great part of town, of course, and I pass many empty lots on my way. These lots are mostly areas where Ivan took out shotgun houses of people who had no resources to rebuild, and in two of those empty lots I noticed raised areas where there were neighborhood gardens, sponsored by the food bank. I couldn't tell what was growing, but whatever grows in the winter around here was flourishing. I don't know if the neighbors in that area were actually tending that garden, or if it is volunteers from the food bank, I will ask when I take my next load in. Of course, I am hoping I hear that the food bank helps them get started, then they take over from there.
We also have a very active Habitat for Humanity program in the area, and there is a sort of thrift store where they resell donated building supplies to help defray some costs of the houses they build not covered by contributors. Sounds like a good place for the Rooster and I to shop for items we need to continue working on our own Ivan ravaged house. (We got lazy, still not done, but completely functional.)
"Charity begins at home" means something different to me right now. My son, who is a plumber, is having trouble getting enough hours work to pay all his bills. Side jobs are keeping him barely afloat, and like me, just the nature of his job provides him with a certain security that many do not. But "home" to me has taken on a wider view. I like the idea of being able to see what my contributions actually help. Without the military in this area, we would be hit much harder. Not a lot of industry here to provide jobs. This is a tourist area, and have seen the effects the economy has had on that industry long before anyone was admitting we had a problem.
We daily hear about people getting nailed for big time fraud ...people who got away with it for years and years, greed run rampant, finally having to pay (?) for the Karma they were emitting into the universe. In scaling back our own consumerism, I am finding companies more and more willing to "work" with me to lower my bills to keep my business. It works much better when there are many other options available to you. The local utilities pretty much have you over a barrel, but it doesn't hurt to ask them to audit your usage. The local water/sewer company will lower your sewer bill if you point out your water usage is below average. The companies that provided poor service, charged for services that should be included as part of your purchase, seem to be some of the first going out of business. A good example for me is Circuit City, now having their "Going out of business sale". One of the first to charge a "restocking fee" for items you brought back, and reported to restock those items brought back even though they knew they were not functioning properly.
Are we going to FINALLY start being held accountable for our bad behavior? Are most of us going to demand that we get more for our dollar? Will prices that have crept up and up just because we showed that yes, we would pay that much for 'whatever" start coming back down to ensure we won't eliminate from our want/need list? Think of all the services we were provided as kids that we now pay for. People my age remember pulling into a gas station, getting our gas pumped for us, our windshields washed, our oil and transmission fluid checked each time we pulled in, and even our tires scrutinized to make sure they had enough air. AND if they didn't, the air was put in to top them off, free of charge!! I say bad words when I am topping off my tire pressure, because inevitably, the machine shuts off just a millisecond before I get to that last tire, in spite of taking off the stem caps ahead of time. I usually don't have any more quarters with me, and to drive to the one or two gas stations that provide free air is counterproductive.
I have long been one who would write that letter, call that 1-800 number and speak to the manager when the service I received was on one end or the other of the spectrum. (YES, you need to give the attaboys, too) Maybe now, I will see the result more often and more quickly. After 6 letters to a local restaurant, we finally found a trash can outside the bathroom to dispose of our paper towels we used to open the door of the bathroom as we exited. (Past blog). Maybe it won't take 6 letters any more.
This is my hope. While we have a terrible time yet to endure, if we are diligent and aware, we will emerge from all of this with the reset button having been pushed to transport us back to a time when service was provided with a smile and integrity was the norm rather than a surprise.
Pie in the sky dreams?

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rubber band

"It's a small world"
OK, now, hurry and start singing something else, or you will hate me for the rest of the day!
Just got a "friend" request on Facebook from a relative that I would not have expected to be looking for me there. Made me feel good. I joined it because many of my coworkers and my daughter are on there, and after listening for a couple of years to people talking about My Space and Facebook and sites like it, I figured, what the heck, I'll check it out. As long as I don't put incriminating stuff, or personal info I don't want spread around on there, what do I have to lose?
It now occurs to me how the world is reconnecting using the internet and sites such as these. I knew that was a neat phenomena when my immediate family simplified our connection with instant messaging, but I am now reconnected with people I haven't seen in years. And I can send them messages in the middle of the night if I want. Which is very handy to those of us who crawl back in their coffins when the sun comes up.
The US postal service suffers of course, but I think they will be okay as long as Publishers Clearing House stays in business!
Families, years ago, lived within just a few miles of each other, or even sometimes in the same house. Then, when they had to move further fom home to find work, or go to school, the family constellations spread to the point where it became easier and easier to lose contact completely with people who were important to our growth and development as kids. People we really enjoyed, but forgot how much because we didn't have the stimulus to remind us. Too much other stimuli to be aware that this had happened, it now takes a "poke" or a nudge, or a surprise message for us to grab hold of these people again, and set up a network where, hopefully, that contact will remain available as long as we wish. Neat.
So, here I sit, at 0-dark-30 again, recovering in one of my "safe places to be", from a week of being in contact with way too many of those negative forces I refer to in my last blog.
We are supposed to follow our "bliss". I will have to include this connectivity in mine. My life continues to be enhanced in ways I never expected. Yippee!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Dear Mr. Obama

I had heard on a newscast that president elect Obama was looking for suggestions on how to reduce costs in the health care system. I have, what I think, is a great one. ( But of course I would think it was great....you tell me what you think).

Little 78 year old Mr Johnson is admitted to the hospital with CHF, or congestive heart failure. He has no insurance other than medicare, which reimburses hospitals per diagnosis, a fixed amount. No more, no less. Mr Johnson also has diabetes, COPD, has had strokes in the past, high blood pressure and kidney insufficiency or outright failure. He worked most of his life at jobs that you and I would cringe at the thought of having to do, to put food on the table and clothes on his kids backs. He never had health insurance, picking cotton from the third grade on, or harvesting peanuts, he sent his children to school so they would not have to do what he did. He stays in the hospital for many days past what medicare pays for, but he only calls the nurses when he really needs help, thanks them for the help he gets, and treats his caregivers with utmost respect. He follows instructions, cooperates with his medical team and often has to be encouraged to take medication that will relieve him of his pain. His family members take turns staying with him to help in his care and make sure he is safe when the nurses can't be in the room with him. He comes in and out of the hospital several times a year, often because he ran out of his medicines and couldn't afford to get more, and his condition deteriorated to a life threatening level. We bring him back to his health baseline, and send him out the door again, hugging him and telling him to take care of himself, that we hope we don't have to see him for awhile. Knowing all the while, it is only a matter of time.

Now, here comes Mr. Smith. You cringed when you heard his name and that he was coming to your floor. You apologize to the nurse he is assigned to when you tell them they will be admitting him and they say "THANKS ALOT!!". ER personnel give you report, naming him a "frequent flyer", and while that term applies to Mr. Johnson as well, it would be said in a completely different tone of voice. Mr. Smith is being admitted for a chief complaint of chest pain, has a heart history several pages long at the age of 46, so can't be ignored for fear of a lawsuit. His EKG is , so far, normal, his enzymes that determine cardiac injury are , so far, normal. But he is having "unrelieved" chest pain. He has refused a nitro drip in the ER, has listed his allergies as Toradol, Stadol, Darvocet, Ultram, and Tylenol. He is positive for cocaine, marijuana, benzodiazapines and ETOH on his drug screen. He got Dilaudid an hour ago for his chest pain, and he reported that it brought him from a "10" pain level to a "7", and the ER doc wouldn't give him any more. He had been to hospital X yesterday, and was sent home with minimal treatment, and was just discharged from our hospital 4 days ago when his heart attack was again ruled out for the sixth or seventh time in the last six months. BUT, seven months ago, he'd had a cardiac cath and had required a stent to open a blockage. He has been receiving disability checks since he was 30 for a back injury received while on the job, and hasn't worked a day since. He smokes, and has been out "AMA", or "against medical advice" to smoke twice while he was waiting for his ER evaluation and a bed assignment.
He arrives on the floor on a hospital stretcher, and before you can even get to the room, he has pulled off his heart monitor, is stuffing it in a drawer, and heading down the hall to go smoke. You stop him, ask him to return to the room so he can be admitted, and he becomes hostile and belligerent. You quickly get him to sign the "AMA to smoke " form, supposedly absolving you of responsibility, should he "code" while out to smoke, and let him go. You know this guy and his game, and you don't want to play. When he comes back, his first request is for something for chest pain, which he reports is again at a level "10" out of 10, and when you try to give him a nitro first, as is protocol, he calls you a name you wouldn't repeat, says "that sh-- doesn't work", and demands the Dilaudid. You tell him it isn't time for the Dilaudid yet and he becomes more hostile and belligerent. He knows he has about 24 hours before his free high expires, tho, so he settles down. He then asks you when he CAN have it, and sets his watch alarm for that time.
So it goes. He's nasty to everyone who cares for him, noncompliant with all instructions, demands cookies, sodas, ice cream, extra food from the cafeteria, and smokes in the room because it's cold outside, then denies that he's done it. When the tests prove he has not, in fact, had an MI, the MD's discontinue all his narcotics. The next time he asks for them and is told they have been discontinued, he yells, curses all the staff, pulls his heart monitor off and walks out of the hospital AMA.
OK, Mr. Obama, here's my suggestion......set up a database shared by local networks of hospitals. When the frequent flyer comes through the door, and you find he has walked out AMA for the same diagnosis 3 times, make a law that you can refuse care without fear of legal repercussions. The little boy cried wolf, 3 strikes you're out, too bad ,so sad!! Billions would be saved in NO TIME AT ALL!!, AND we would have time to care more diligently for Mr. Johnson, who worked hard all his life, likely fought for his country, and raised his children to do the same.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Whew!!

It's 0200 or so, one of those times when I can't seem to get my days and nights switched back around from my night shift job. I have 6 days off this stretch, which is rare for me anymore. I used to get that every 2 weeks, but events and change in units caused that to change as well. It was wonderful, and I miss it, but for other reasons, don't want to change back. I usually get 4 in a row off, max, and that is still pretty great. Age, I guess, stress of my job, and just plain " I LOVE to sleep", sometimes keeps me from switching gears back to the real rest of the world. Not fair to my husband, but he's a pretty good ol guy, and makes do. Much easier for him to do, now that we go to the resort every chance we get and he has friends here to play with while I doze.
It might also be that I think I am at the very tail end of a kootie situation going around that has been one of those that you get for 2 weeks, start to get better, then it comes around and bites you in the butt again, this time worse than the first. It started out for me like it might have been a sinus infection, mostly in my head, but throat sore and coughing because of drainage. I tried to get in to my doc, couldn't because everybody else in the area was trying to get in at the same time, so he called my in a script and told me if I didn't get better to get back with him. Suited me fine, I'm one of those who doesn't go to the doc until I'm half dead. Drives him nuts. But, if he wants to check on me, he can, just by showing up on the floor where I work. And he does. And he scowls at me. He has a pretty good scowl, but it doesn't work very well, because then he grins at me cuz he knows I'm not going to change.
So, I took my meds, started to feel some better, went back to work. Then about a week and a half later, I start coughing and coughing and coughing. This is different, so I make an appointment and go see him. Well. this concerns him, because here I am, actually IN HIS OFFICE. Must be bad. Gives me more antibiotics, then sends me to get chest Xrays to make sure I don't have p-monia. I am set to work that same night, so I pull my report off the computer, and it says there is a density in my upper left lobe that is of some concern, a spiculated area. I had to look up "spiculated", had never heard it before. One of our pulmonologists wandered through and I asked him to look at my report and tell me what it meant. I had already gotten the definition for spiculated, but didn't know a lot more than before about whether that was a bad thing or not. When this doc started patting my arm and writing down that I should have a CT scan, pulmonary function studies, a PET scan ASAP, I got scared. This was a couple of weeks before Christmas.
Rooster had an appt with our MD the next day, so I sent the report with him. I know how things work, knew this would be faster than him waiting to get the report. They started setting up all the aforementioned tests and studies that day. That night, I had another of the pulmonologists look at my report, because this was the one I would go to if it turned out I would need one. He is like nobody else! I choose him, not only because he is phenominal....to his patients, to the nurses, but also because if worse came to worst, he would let me have my Smirnoff Ice while I was in the hospital, AND ...he knows when to let go. Just for giggles, I will tell you his daughter is married to Steve Martin. I got to see wedding pics with Tom Hanks in them, etc. Cool.
He read my report, immediately went and looked at my xrays, and came back to me. He asked me what my plans were for Christmas. When I told him, he told me not to change any of them, this was not urgent enough to cancel plans, all could wait until after the holidays. He also told me that "whatever this is, it is tiny, it can wait".
I already had my CT scan scheduled, so I went ahead and had that done. And, of course, printed out my report for that as well. No mention of a MASS, just scarring and emphysema in my left upper lobe, recommendation to follow it for changes. I smoked for 34 years, so all of this was no surprise at all. I have not had a cigarette since Aug 3, 8 years ago, so I am almost halfway there to the time frame where docs consider you pretty safe after having smoked that long. I called the Rooster, read it to him and explained the big words and he hooted his relief. He was dancing on the front porch when I got home the next morning. I was still coughingcoughingcoughing, so I knew I still need to have the Pulmonary function studies, but it is not as urgent as before.
Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.
Maybe I'll ride a bull named Fu Manchu

Sunday, August 24, 2008

HORT DORGS

Too young.
Got a phone call from Mom the other day telling me that another person who spent a short, but significant amount of time in my life died of a massive heart attack. Another crush of my young life, but I sure could pick 'em back then. Shame that skill didn't show up again until much later in my life......
He lived with us, I don't even remember for exactly how long, but long enough to fall in love with one of our "cousin in laws". He married her, had children, and they remained together "until death do us part ".
Sad, that statement seems such an accomplishment nowdays.
Infectious grin, good looks. Practical joker.
My first pair of glasses were promptly smeared with mashed potatoes with his tongue. He and my Dad drove into town to pick up a pizza ( Did they have delivery back then? I don't think so). They got the people there to cut the pizza in one box, then transfer it to another so they could make us think Gil had eaten the whole thing by himself on the way home. He would have HAD to be the culprit, because in those days, my Dad wouldn't touch a pizza with a ten foot pole, said it stunk so bad a cat would cover it up!
Last time I saw him was at my Dad's viewing, or funeral, or both, not sure....still good looking, still with the infectious grin, probably still a practical joker.
Just what kind of tricks do you pull on God? He has either already pulled one, or is trying to figure that out for himself. I wonder of God eats pizza? I bet so. I bet he eats hort dorgs, too.
Bye, Gil, see you later.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Postscript last post

He's doing very well. Long way to go, but on the right road.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Open Heart

For a majority of my nursing career, I have been primarily involved with cardiac patients on a step down telemetry unit.
After you have recovered enough from open heart surgery to leave the intensive care unit, you come to us, where we make you get your sore self out of bed, walk down the hall on legs that have usually had part of their circulation stripped from them, deep breathe and cough from a chest that has had its bones sawn (is that a word?)open and pulled apart, then wired back together with something that looks suspiciously like chicken wire, and generally torture you in ways that will make you SO ready to go home! We remind you in very somber tones and with serious faces what will befall you, should you NOT do exactly what we tell you. We hand you this cute little heart shaped pillow when we make you cough and move, and we tell you to give yourself a hug. Open heart is not for wimps, but most people survive it and go on to live more normal lives, quality lives, for years to come. Some become cardiac invalids, we describe many of these as people who are "enjoying their poor health". Some quite literally kill themselves by not doing their share to recover.
Recently took care of a patient who had come back in with a sternal abscess 7 months post op. Kind of unusual, we generally see them come back in much earlier with infections. Others who had seen him before they took him back in to "clean" him out said his chest looked like an alien should be jumping out of his chest at any given moment.
When these infections occur, they have to remove part or all of the sternum, and for a while, we do what is called "wet to dry" dressing changes. This involves packing the wound with sterile normal saline moistened rolled gauze. You have to have timing and a certain "touch" to do this, as the chest wall is moving with the patient's breathing, and the ribs move away from, and towards each other with each one. You want to gently pack the wound so it touches all exposed surfaces, without putting too much pressure on the heart and lungs that are now pretty much RIGHT THERE! Everyone watches the heart beating for a few seconds before they repack, just because they can. You also have to have timing, because the ribs will pinch your fingers as you pack the dressing in, and bones are hard! You evaluate the drainage while you are doing this dressing change for purulent drainage, oozing of blood into the wound, and the quality of the tissues at the wound bases.This dressing debrides the wound, removing dead tissue and nasty drainage . After the infection is under control, surgeons with go back in and crate a "flap" to protect the heart and lungs and generally stabilize the chest wall again. Not a good situation, many patients don't survive long after they have gotten a sternal infection, and they go through an awful lot before the end comes.
Changed this patient's dressing, wound looked good, tucked him into bed for the night......an hour later, one of my coworkers heard a noise in the room , walked in and found him covered in blood, and yelled for me. When I went in the room, he was sitting at the side of the bed with his hand on an IV site in his neck that might have been the source of the blood if he pulled it out, as it was in a pretty good sized vessel. But, he had a lap FULL of blood, the side of the bed was covered, and a puddle the size of a large pizza was on the floor beneath him. The dressing on his chest was swollen with a huge blood clot, and the blood was still coming. I called a CAT team call and began directing my babies, all with eyes the size of dinner plates. We held pressure, got more dressing material and got him moved to the unit in record time. Not once did they falter, not once did they fumble, looking for what we needed. Like a well oiled machine, each one did what they were told, ignoring their racing hearts and brains and attending to the task at hand.
We got him to the unit with a very cute tiny nurse straddling him and pressing on this chest that had no sternum to protect his heart and lungs from the edges of his rib bones. The surgeon was called in, the open heart team was called in, four units of blood and two platelets was ordered, and the family was called and informed that their loved one was in big trouble and was going back to surgery. For two hours this tiny nurse held pressure on his chest while everyone involved watched closely, both patient and monitors, for the changes that could happen any second from the massive blood loss.
The surgeon told me that he thought the patient had torn his right ventricle, as they had found parts of the sternum adhered to the heart when they went back in to clean the infection. He very plainly told me "He's not going to survive this". HMMMMMM. But, you have to try.
Wife is coming from a little town far enough away she won't make it there before the patient goes to surgery, but it can't be helped, if we wait for her he dies, if we don't wait for her, he probably still dies. But, we had to try. I go back into the room and ask the patient how he managed to get a bunch of good looking women in the bed with him like that, he grins and says, "I'm not sure". Still somewhat with it, but he's beginning to pick "ticks" off the tiny nurse's arm, even tho she keeps telling him they are freckles.
Nothing for me to do now, I have turned him over to the crew who will help get him to the OR. All we can do now is see what happens. I go in the hall, and the patient's daughter is running down the hall. I stop her, take her to the waiting room, and get the surgeon. He gently tells her the truth about her Dad's chances, and she goes in to see him. She holds up very well, then comes back into the hallway and sobs uncontrollably in my arms. I call the chaplain to sit with her until her Mother can get there, and call security to keep an eye out for the Mom.
Then, I go back upstairs to my floor, where my babies have been holding the fort for over an hour. And we wait.
This surgery could be over in a matter of minutes, with the terrible expected outcome, or it could be many hours, and still with a terrible outcome, OR there can be a wonderful mixture of skill and miracle.....we hope.
An hour later, we get the phone call. Patient will be out of surgery in a few minutes, he had torn a major blood vessel, NOT the ventricle, and our holding pressure on his poor, unprotected chest wall saved his life!! My babies, not faltering, not fumbling, have been a team that got this guy safely where he needed to get to live! WE DID THAT!! Not by following a bunch of orders a doctor gave us, but by knowing what to do, when, and doing it! WE did it!
I couldn't have been prouder. We couldn't have been more pumped! I have gotten over the need for the adrenaline rushes that this job provides, I leave that to the new babes who secretly wish for it, while not wanting to wish bad stuff on our patients. When we have a code, unless it's my own patient, when the room has filled with the usual 30 people, all in each other's way, I go to care for the other 20 something patients they have forgotten are still out there. I let them have the excitement. But, this was something entirely different. Something none of us will forget, and will be a story we tell for the rest of our lives. We did it.
Experience, not including myself? Still less than a year. Competency? Quantity beyond sufficient.
Next time you are in the hospital and you ask that fresh faced nurse how long he/she has been a nurse and they say "Six months", don't fret. If they are part of the right team, it will be just fine.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Wahoo!!!







How many times in your life has the anticipation of an event been more fun than the reality?
I am happy to report that the first annual girl's only weekend at Styx River met and even exceeded the anticipation!!
4 kayaks, tubes to rent, more GOOD food than we could all eat, and a tightknit group of coworkers who we now know, enjoy each others company at work AND play. We work together well, now we know we play together well. The behemoth is not such a behemoth that we can all be in the kitchen at the same time, so we set up an outside cooking station. I tend to do that anyway, because his airconditioner struggles these days to keep him cool, and cooking inside just taxes it more. Besides, everyone knows that food cooked outside tastes better anyway. Everyone had their jobs to do, and we did them well, without a lot of direction from anybody.
One of my coworkers, "Wee One" went with me on Fri to begin the setup. We have a humongous screen room we call space mountain because that is what it resembles when up. It is 30'x30' and octogon shaped. Very easy to assemble, 2 short women can put it up. Great for feeding a bunch of people, playing games, etc.
She and I got busy the next morning and filled up water balloons, and took turns watching for our other participants. Both were successfully greeted with a barrage of water grenades, and then allowed to pull from the ammunition stockpile, and to fill their super soakers. Wonderful in the 90 degree weather.
We played Farkle the first night, stayed up until past 0100, and slept in the behemoth because as soon as we had our air mattresses up in space mountain the wind blew a couple of gusts with rain sideways. The weather report promised more, and of course, we didn't get any more for the rest of the night.
The next morning, we lost one member to Father's Day duties, and gained 3 more for a day visit, one of which had to be declared an honorary girl. Daddy (the Rooster) came out for a short visit, played some Bingo, then went back home to chores and the Basketball championship game on TV. And yes, they were all greeted with water grenades, and allowed to borrow their choice of super soakers. We armed ourselves with our stash of handguns stashed in our bathing suits. A river trip with the 4 kayaks, and two tubes ended an almost perfect afternoon, then we ate like pigs again.
Got to sleep in space mountain that night, and the Wee One had to leave that mjorning, she had to work that night. Left with just 2 of us now, we got in another river trip on the kayaks, got back and broke camp with an hour's daylight to spare, and came home tired, relaxed and planning our next weekend as soon as possible. This time, tho, we will include our S. O.'s in the fun. They have to buy their own super soakers, tho.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

First annual....

Am so excited about the coming weekend.
If the weather holds, should be a blast! The event I so look forward to is the first annual Styx River Girl's weekend. First participants are 4 of us from the unit where I work, and part of the uniform of the day is a Super Soaker. There are also water balloons involved, kayaks, the game "Cranium" ( which I have yet to play, but hear it's a hoot) holey board, farkle, and whatever else suits our fancy at the moment. Will be sure to report on it, but I don't see how it can miss.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Imaginary friends

When I was a little bitty girl, I had imaginary friends, like most of us do. My first one, I don't really recall on my own but have heard many stories about her from my Mom. One was that we were driving down the road , and my Dad had either come to an abrupt stop, or had turned a corner too sharply, and whichever the action, had thrown my friend from the back seat into the floorboard, and I began to cry.
The other "friend", or rather set of "friends" was my pet "Stunks". Not sure if they were skunks or squirrels, but they could fly and I kept control of them by having each one on a string, like a handful of helium balloons. They didn't, in my memory, do anything spectacular, other than keeping me entertained, but who knows what I have since dumped from the fantastical memory file to be replaced by more mature, mundane "reality". What a shame.
I may have mentioned in earlier posts that nurses are taught in school to orient our patients to reality. I become very selective about which patients I decide need this, as reality is often not so much fun. If their delusion is calming and soothing them, why fix it if it ain't broke? Especially since I work nights, and often come across what is known as "sundowner's syndrome." Reality fades and returns with the sun's fall and rise, but if the fantasy is nonthreatening, why remind them that they are in the hospital with very little control over what is happening to them?
I have spoken to athiests who label faith as equal to having imaginary friends, and provide us poor deluded souls with somebody else to "blame it all on". HMMMMM.....I, at the very base of this equation, would much rather be wrong along with the much greater proportion of civilization, than with them.
I may still have imaginary friends. I mentioned in a comment to another post that for a timeframe of several weeks at work, I would walk up to one of the elevators at work, and before I could push the button, the door would open for me. No one would be on the elevator, and a classmate of mine who is now long departed, would pop into my head. Hadn't had any reason to think of him, or talk about him with others for maybe years, but there he was, in my head, grinning at me. This was behavior that would fit his personality to a "T". When it happened so many times that I couldn't write it off to coincidence, I started thanking him out loud.
What is intuition? Is it nothing more than enough experiences in any given situation to provide us with answers to problems without our conscious thought? One situation I will never forget happened very shortly after I began working at my current hospital. I had not been there long enough to know any of the doctors well, or they know me. I walked into a patient's room for the first time, and alarms started ringing in my head. Vitals were good, O2 levels were good, patient was alert and oriented , and without any specific complaint. SOMETHING just wasn't right. That something was screaming in my head so loudly, that I ventured to make a fool of myself with his admitting physician by calling him.
"Dr. Tom, I don't have anything specific to tell you, but my gut tells me that something is very wrong with Mr. Jones. His vitals are good, cardiac rhythm is sinus without ectopy or blocks, sats are okay, he's breathing is okay......but something is just NOT right." The sensible thing for that doctor to have said would have been " Okay so what do you want me to do about it?" at the very least, or to have gone into a tirade about bothering him with my nonsense. To my surprise, he said, "I'm just coming into to parking lot, I'll come to you first." Within less than five minutes, he was walking in the door, and we were in the process of putting this man on a backboard to begin CPR. That MD and I bonded from that day on, and that trust in judgement didn't waver for the next ten years or so, until he retired. Who was talking to the BOTH of us? Sure, he knew much more about this patient than I did at this point, but if he suspected he was THAT critically ill, the patient would have been admitted to a CCU, not my floor, from the ER, where he had previously been evaluated. The patient survived, by the way, and with a future of some quality of life in his pocket on discharge.
Guardian angels? Imaginary friends? My daughter was hit by a car when she was 12. She was hit on the right side on her bike, flipped and took the windshield out with her left shoulder, went up over the top of the car, and landed behind the car,in a road that, on any given day, in any given moment, SHOULD have had another car right behind to run her over again. She was in middle school, and her schoolmates sent 3 full bags of cards to wish her well. One I will never forget when she read it to me,"Sorry to hear about your accident, God must have been busy that day.". May be, but there was Somebody there to catch her as she landed, and there was no car to take her out behind the first. Her worst injuries were a terrible loss of flesh on her left shoulder, a few broken ribs, a concussion, and multiple areas of road rash all over her body.
Some cynical yahoo will want to give me scientific explanations for all of these phenomenon. Save them. If these are all delusions, I will keep them, thank you very much! They make much more sense to me than there having to be answers for every question! And just like the bunch of "lil chilrens" over there in the corner who are giggling and playing, and keeping my patient entertained through a long night, they are doing no harm to you, me, or anyone else.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Kooties!!!

We all have 'em. Some are more creepy crawly than others. Some are supposed to be there, some are not.
Right now, my Mom and I have the kind you are NOT supposed to have. The kind that make you cough and hack until your ribs and chest muscles hurt. Mom is in the hospital because of them. My little old grey haired lady tends to roll right on into pneumonia every time she gets these kinds of kooties, and could very easily crack a rib or two with her coughing spells. Viscious cycle.....
It amazes me how many people I talk to in the south give me the blank stare when I mention kooties. I haven't yet made it a point to pay attention to whether they are native southerners or not, I just thought certain things were universal. Like poop, booboos, and giving babies raspberries on their tummies to make them giggle. Some people only know kooties as that game where you put bug parts together until you have a complete bug. That game and Mr. Potato Head always seemed so pointless to me, what do you win? Maybe no one ever told me the right way to play them, or I just wasn't listening.
Kooties were something the opposite sex had until you began to notice that maybe they weren't so bad after all, and sometimes for awhile after, but only in public. In private, you were composing little notes that said " if you like me, check yes " and hoping like crazy you didn't find them showing the note to all their friends and laughing.
Family members and boyfriends have the same kind of kooties, that's why it's okay to drink from the same coke can. Babies kooties are harmless to everybody, so wet baby kisses are okay. Same thing with puppies.
Obviously tho, not all kooties are harmless, and whoever it was that gave these nasty ones to Mom and me , "GEE,THANKS ALOT!!!"
Please, before you go to work sick, consider the ramifications. You honestly could be killing somebody's little grey haired lady. Not mine, this time, Thank God, but no thanks to you, whoever you might be.
WASH YOUR HANDS often, cough into your sleeve or a tissue, then WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T cough into the phone for the next person to breath in, and WASH YOUR HANDS before you push buttons. When you are done WASHING YOUR HANDS, turn the faucet off with a paper towel, and open the door handle with the paper towel as well. If you have a cold and have not been able to WASH YOUR HANDS, or notice someone who is coughing and hacking into their hands, then offering to shake your, politely decline, and cite the cold as your reason why. You teach people how to treat you. Teach other people by example. When in a public restroom, use your towel to provide the next person with a towel, and say , "so you don't dirty your hands on the faucet again." They might look at you oddly, but they will usually thank you. If they don't, screw 'em!